Indian politics is a rollercoaster ride filled with promises, power struggles, and unexpected twists. With leaders making grand claims and voters left wondering about their choices, politics often becomes a subject of humor and satire. Shayari is a perfect medium to add a comedic touch to the dramatic world of Indian politics. In this blog, we present a hilarious take on politicians, elections, and governance through witty and satirical shayaris.
The Great Indian Political Drama
Politics in India is nothing less than a daily soap, filled with action, drama, and unexpected alliances. Every election season, politicians arrive with new promises and strategies, making the common man both hopeful and skeptical.
The Endless Election Promises
Leaders promise the moon during elections, but reality often has other plans.
Funny shayari on indian politics.
Funny Shayari on Election Promises:
Vote ke time jo baatein banate hain,
Baad mein wahi sapne mitate hain.
Ghar, bijli, sadak ka wada karte hain,
Jeetne ke baad sab bhool jate hain.
Janta ke dukh pe aansu bahate hain,
Lekin sirf TV pe dikhne ke liye aate hain.
Ek baar seat mil jaye jo bhai,
Paanch saal tak bas taare ginai.
Woh jo badlav ki baatein karte the,
Aaj kursi pe baithe sirf dawat karte hain.
Lambi lambi taqreerein sunne ke baad,
Janta sochti hai “Bas, ab bas kar yaar!”
Jo kal tak gareebon ke haqdaar the,
Aaj AC mein baithkar sirf bekar hain.
Pehle jo galiyaan saaf karne aaye the,
Aaj apne ghar ke darwaze tak jaaye na.
Bade bade jumle sunke dil machalta hai,
Par result dekhke sirf hansne ka mann karta hai.
Kursi ka chakkar jo samajh jaaye,
Politics ki duniya ka asli rang pehchaan jaaye.
The Politician’s Love for Power
Power is the ultimate prize in politics, and leaders do everything they can to keep their chairs secure.
The Seat That Rules Everything
Once a politician sits on the chair, leaving it becomes impossible.
Funny shayari on indian politics.
Funny Shayari on Political Power:
Kursi jo mil jaye toh chhodna mushkil,
Chai se bhi zyada garam hai yeh kursi ka silsila.
Koi jo aage badhne ka sapna dekhta hai,
Kursi pe baithe log uska sapna tod dete hain.
Netaji ka pyaar sirf kursi ke saath hai,
Janta toh bas ek bechari soch hai.
Politics ka asli game samajhna mushkil,
Jo dikhta hai, asal mein bilkul ulta hota hai.
Bina kursi ke neta adhura lagta hai,
Jaise chai bina shakkar ka bechara lagta hai.
Chunav ke time jo pyaar barsate hain,
Jeetne ke baad sirf sapne bikate hain.
Kursi ka nasha jo ek baar charh jaaye,
Phir janta ki yaad sirf camera ke samne aaye.
Jo neta kabhi gareebon ke paas tha,
Aaj sirf bungalow aur gadiyon mein khas tha.
Vote ke time jo hath jod kar aaye the,
Aaj sirf apni tasveer hoardings pe chhode gaye the.
Kursi ka rang jo ek baar chadh jaaye,
Phir samay ke saath sirf paisa kamaaye.
The Never-Ending Party Switching
Politicians change parties like seasons change in India. Loyalty is rare, but opportunism is common.
When Ideologies Change Overnight
One day they praise a party, the next day they join the opposition.
Funny Shayari on Party Switching:
Aaj yahan toh kal wahan,
Neta ka koi dharm nahi rehta wahan.
Jis party se kal tak lad rahe the,
Aaj wahi party ka jhanda utha rahe the.
Vote ke din janta ka bhai ban jaate hain,
Jeetne ke baad paraye ban jaate hain.
Netaji ke rukh badalne ki raftaar dekho,
Shehar ke mausam se bhi tez hai yeh jocho.
Jo aaj tak party ka vishwas tha,
Aaj dusre party ka bhi asli shringaar tha.
Rajneeti ka rang kabhi ek sa na rahe,
Aaj jo idhar hai, kal udhar rahe.
Bhashan ke shabd jo sacchai ke bane the,
Aaj naye jhande ke saath sajaye gaye the.
Jis party ka geet kal tak gunguna rahe the,
Aaj usi ki buraiyon ke geet bana rahe the.
Wafadaari jo ek din ki thi bas,
Agli subah naye neta ki jai-jai karna tha.
Mauke ke saath jo badalne ka hunar tha,
Netaji ka yeh asli avatar tha.
Aaj jo aapas mein dushman bane baithe the,
Chunav ke baad gale milne chale the.
Rajneeti ka khel samajh na paaye,
Janta bechari bas tamasha hi dekhti rahe.
Jo kal tak party ka neta tha,
Aaj naye dal ka chehra bana tha.
Kursi ke liye jo wafadaari bech aaye,
Aise neta kabhi apni shakal dikha na paaye.
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The Political Blame Game
Whenever something goes wrong, politicians never take responsibility but are quick to blame others.
The Art of Passing the Blame
No matter what happens, the fault is always someone else’s.
Funny Shayari on Blame Game:
Garmi ho ya barish, garmi ho ya thand,
Neta ji ka kaam sirf dosh dalna sab par.
Vote ke din jo waade bane,
Jeet ke baad sab dusre ke sar daale.
Ek neta doosre ko dosh lagaye,
Aur janta hans kar tamasha banaye.
Koi mehngai ka dukh sunata hai,
Toh koi keh raha “Pichhli sarkar ki galti hai bhai!”
Kya badla, kya naye vichar aaye,
Bas dosh dene ka silsila chalta jaaye.
Satta ka khel hamesha nirala,
Netaon ka bas ek hi dhang purana.
Jo bhi ho, doosre ki galti batao,
Apni safai mein naye jumle sunao.
Mehngai, berozgaari ho ya ghotala,
Sawaal aaya toh pichhli sarkar pe daala.
Kursi ke pyaar mein sab bhool gaye,
Aam aadmi sirf tamasha dekhne aaye.
Jo baat aaj hai, kal uska palat jayega,
Dosh kisi aur ka hoga, neta bach jayega.
The VVIP Culture of Politicians
Once in power, politicians forget the common man and surround themselves with luxury.
From Aam Aadmi to VVIP Neta
The simple life vanishes once they win.
Funny Shayari on VVIP Culture:
Pehle jo bus ki line mein khade hote the,
Aaj sirf red beacon wali gaadi mein chhupte hain.
Janta ke beech jo bhaashan dete the,
Aaj sirf bulletproof sheeshe ke peeche dikhte hain.
Ek waqt tha jab raste pe chalte the,
Aaj unke liye road band ho jaate hain.
Sirf chunav ke samay janta yaad aati hai,
Baaki samay sirf AC mein baithna bhaata hai.
Bachpan mein jo mohalle ke neta bane the,
Aaj sirf bade hotels mein nazar aate hain.
Chai ki tapri pe jo baithte the,
Aaj sirf five-star mein dikhte hain.
Jo kabhi cycle pe nazar aate the,
Aaj sirf convoy mein ghoomte milte hain.
Shehar ki galiyon mein jo ghooma karte the,
Aaj sirf media mein dikhai padte hain.
Janta ke ghar jo pehle bina bulaye pahunchte the,
Aaj sirf appointment pe milte hain.
Jo kabhi aam aadmi ka neta keh late the,
Aaj unhi se milne ka waqt nahi rakhte.
