Indian traffic is a unique adventure, filled with honking horns, zig-zagging bikes, never-ending jams, and pedestrians who believe roads belong to everyone. Whether it’s the fearless auto drivers, the legendary traffic signals, or the road rage battles, there’s always something to laugh about. Through this shayari, let’s capture the hilarious reality of Indian roads.
The Never-Ending Traffic Jam
When you leave home with excitement, only to find yourself stuck in an endless line of vehicles.
Shayari on Traffic Jams
The only place where time slows down, but frustration speeds up.
Funny Shayari on Indian Traffic
Funny Traffic Shayari:
Signal pe khade, waqt beeta jaaye,
Gaadiyon ka dariya behta hi jaaye.
Hawa ki tarah chalne ka iraada tha,
Par traffic ne sabr ka sabak padha diya.
Ek kadam aage, do kadam peeche,
Traffic mein chalna bhi ek kala seekhe.
Gaadiyan itni, ki raste bhi sharmaayein,
Ek horn bajta, toh sau jawab aayein.
Kisi ne cycle nikali, kisi ne scooter,
Koi nikla gadi leke, koi paidal bhi uthkar.
Koi zebra crossing ko sirf design samjha,
Koi signal todke apna nazariya badla.
Gaadiyan ruki, par patience bhaag gaya,
Traffic ne sabko ek hi manzil pe laa diya.
Ek ne shortcut socha, doosre ne ghanti bajai,
Par sab mile jam mein, ek naye bhule bhale bhai.
Koi peeche se horn bajata raha,
Koi aage jaake selfie mein busy raha.
Horn Bajane Ki Ajeeb Kahani
Honking in India is not just a necessity, it’s an emotion.
Shayari on Honking Culture
If honking was an Olympic sport, we would be the undisputed champions.
Funny Traffic Shayari:
Horn bajane ka yahan hai naya andaaz,
Gaadi chale na chale, bajta rahe awaaz.
Signal laal, par peeche se baj rahe hain shankh,
Driver keh raha hai ‘jaane do bhagwan ke sang.’
Pehle horn, phir gaadi chalane ka tareeka,
Bina awaaz ke gaadi chalana hai anokha itihaas likha.
Ek horn bike ka, ek truck ka upar se,
Dil ka sukoon ud gaya, bas awazein aayi charon ore se.
Gaadiyon ki duniya mein bas ek rule hai kaayam,
Agar horn na bajaya toh driver hai bekaar kaadam.
Horn ke bina lagta hai kuch adhura,
Shor machane ka yahan hai ek pura dastoora.
Signal pe laal batti bhi sharma jaye,
Jab driver peeche se sirf horn bajaye.
Auto wala bhi apni pehchaan banaye,
Ek haath steering pe, doosra horn bajaye.
Ek second rukne ki aadat nahi hai,
Gaadi chalane ki sabr ki shikayat nahi hai.
Horn bajana toh hamari pehchaan hai,
Bina iske sadak ek anjaan hai.
Signal ka rang chahe jo ho,
Horn ka sur sada uncha ho.
Horn ke bina sadak sooni lagti hai,
Jaise biryani bina chutney adhuri lagti hai.
Gaadi chali ya na chali,
Par horn ki awaz sada mehki.
Jitna bada traffic, utna horn ka volume,
Gaadi chalane ka asli podium.
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The Adventures of Two-Wheeler Riders
Bikers in India believe in ‘adjustment’ more than anything else.
Shayari on Two-Wheeler Riders
Where there is a gap, there is a way!
Funny Shayari on Indian Traffic
Funny Traffic Shayari:
Bike wale bhaiya ka style nirala,
Helmet pehna sirf signal ke paas wala.
Aage se truck, peeche se bus,
Par bike wale ne bola – ‘Dekh main hu mast!’
Footpath ho ya road, koi farak nahi padta,
Gaadi chalaane ka maza tabhi badhta.
Jahan jagah dekhi, wahan ghus gaye,
Gaadiyon ki line todke maze le gaye.
Baaki sab log puchhe, ‘signal pe kaun rukta hai?’
Bike wale ne bola, ‘bhai bas luck ka khel hota hai!’
Peeche se horn aur aage se brake,
Bina rukawat ke chalana hai ek bada fake.
Gaadiyon ke beech se nikalne ka fun,
Biker bhaiya ke stunt pe har koi stunned.
Na traffic ka darr, na signal ka gham,
Bike wale ki duniya hi hai alag sangram.
Helmet sirf police ke saamne kaam aaye,
Bina rukawat ke bas raste udaye!
Auto Rickshaw – The Real King of Roads
Auto rickshaw drivers follow no rules, they make their own.
Shayari on Auto Rickshaws
The only vehicle that can fit anywhere, and charge anything.
Funny Traffic Shayari:
Auto wale bhaiya ka attitude hai mast,
Meter chala bhi do, par bhada toh hoga zabardast.
Auto mein seat do, par passenger paanch,
Bhaiya ne bola, ‘Bharat hai mahaan!’
Auto wale ki gaadi chalti hawa se tez,
Bheed bhi lage, par rukne ka nahi craze.
Auto wala na rukta hai, na signal dekhta hai,
Jab tak passenger na bole, speed aur badhta hai.
Jahan traffic ho wahin shortcut nikale,
Auto wale bhaiya ki duniya nirali chale.
Meter chahe chale ya na chale,
Bhaada toh bhaiya apni marzi se bade.
Ek seat ki jagah teen log bithaye,
Par kehne par bole ‘samaj seva humne apnaye!’
Horn bajakar raste banaaye,
Peeche baitho ya chhat pe, sabko ghoomaaye.
Traffic ke beech bhi raasta nikal jaaye,
Auto wale bhaiya apni chaal dikhaaye.
Bheed ho ya jam, tension nahi lene ka,
Auto wale ka funda hai ‘adjust karne ka!’
Passenger kahe ‘bhaiya dheere chalao’,
Auto wala bole ‘Aap hi to bole jaldi pahunchaao!’
Meter ka naata sirf showpiece se,
Bhaada fix hota hai experience se.
Traffic rule chahe kuch bhi kahe,
Auto wale bhaiya ke tareeke sabse alag rahe.
Signal ho laal ya police ho saamne,
Auto chalta apni hi raah pe shaane!
Pedestrians and Their Unique Swag
Crossing roads in India is an extreme sport.
Shayari on Pedestrians
Why wait for the zebra crossing when you can cross anywhere?
Funny Traffic Shayari:
Sadak ho ya highway, koi farak nahi padta,
Pedestrians ke liye road ek picnic spot lagta.
Gaadi wale soch mein, ‘bhai rukega ya nahi?’
Par pedestrian bole – ‘bhagwan bacha lega sahi!’
Ek haath hawa mein, ek nazar chaaro taraf,
Road par chalna hai toh dikhani hogi shakti zaroorat.
Signal ho ya na ho, road cross karni hai,
Gaadiyon ko rokna ye zimmedari sabki hai.
Chalte bhi jaayein, ruke bina soch,
Traffic rule naam ka shabd hai ek mazaak.
Ek haath hawa mein, ek pair aage,
Gaadiyan bhi soch mein, ‘yeh kya andaz hai naye?’
Ruke bina jo nadi ki tarah beh jayein,
Pedestrians ke naye tareeke sabko mehkaayein.
Zebra crossing sirf board pe likha mile,
Magar road pe toh sab apni masti mein chalen.
Horn ka awaaz sunte bhi na sunte,
Pedestrians bas apni chal pe rehte!
Zebra crossing ka naam bhi anjaana,
Seedha road pe chalte deewana.
Gaadiyon ki line se kuch bhi na matlab,
Bas apne raste pe beparwah ek kadam.
Kabhi dheere chale, kabhi daud lagaayein,
Kabhi ekdum beech raste mein thaher jaayein.
Signal ka rang dekhna zaroori nahi,
Apni chaal bas sabse nirali bani.
